AND THE PRIZE GOES TO:
President Obama....?
"for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples"
On SNL last weekend, Armisen as Obama announces- “Because when you look at my record, it is very clear what I have done so far — and that is nothing. Nada! Almost one year and nothing to show for it!”
Agot Valle, a Norwegian politician and member of the five-person Nobel committee that chose this year’s winner, said the choice of President Barack Obama was primarily related his stance on nuclear disarmament.
Committee chairman Thorbjørn Jagland defended the choice of Obama. “If you look at the history of the Nobel Peace prize, we have, on many occasions, tried to enhance what many personalities are trying to do,”
So, we should feel all warm and fuzzy ‘cuz some Nordics want to influence US policy>?
Let me put forward my own laundry list of lost legacies "The One" is now working on… in no particular intelligible order (kinda like Obama's foreign policy so far...!)
-2016 Summer Olympic Games- well- ‘nuff said
Guantanamo Bay – is it an amusement park yet—no? well soon then right? No>??
Iraq- My God!- If he gets out of there without personally touching off Middle Eastern Holy War that unites all of the Arab countries- well I’ll be just pleased as punch…
Health Care reform- having troubles kid>? Even with majority in the Senate, the House and the Third Estate (supposedly), but at least the Fourth Estate to keep the Third in line….
Israel and Palestine—and the funny thing is—I used to think (until Obama), that Netenyahooooo was the MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD—because- there is a guy who one day soon, isn’t gonna pussyfoot around- and go for the jugular to defend his people.
Afghanistan- well he's succeeded in alienating his own military, emboldening the Taliban/Al Quedaites- and still can’t decide whether to turn tail and run yet or not…. He’s actually contemplating leaving it high and dry- a cesspool teaming with primordal anti-Americanist terorrist stew… wow.
Iran, he's followed through on his commitment for diplomatic engagement and guaranteed the world a nuclear Iran/ or Mideast War in his first term…
Russia, - well he’s stabbed our allies in the back- and given Russia the green light to grab back its old territories….
North Korea – oh boy… Our dear leader II has figured out how to handle “goody two-shoes” Obama- look forward to peace and Nuclear North Korea for Obama’s second term…
China—the worldwide message is--- the store is OPEN—come take what you’d like- if you promise (and then ineffectively) to help us with North Korea/Iran….
Should I even mention Latin America?? Honduras- supporting a future dictator who illegally changes the laws to enable his future rule… (isn’t that the old definition of the term “banana republic” —before cool clothes hijacked it…)
America is looking forward to the most dangerous future since a clueless, misguided JFK nearly threw us into a nuclear conflagration that would have singed the geneaology table of every American alive today....
If my kids survive long enough to tell their grandkids about how President Obama actually won the Nobel Peace Prize-- I think I'll have to chalk that one up to proof of a Superior Intelligence in the Universe-- cuz Katy bar the door-- the injuns are circlin' the homestead!
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